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Tuesday, 10 November 2009

Monday, 09 November 2009

  • Fire in the house







     



    My neighbours' house, 2 doors down from me, caught fire on Friday night. I came home after movie & tau huay with Sexytime and their respective boyfriends to find 2 HUGEASS fire trucks parked below my house. And one black, BLACK building and a black hole where my neighbour used to live. Also, I had to wade my way up the stairs and swim through warm fire-extinguishing water with charred debris floating in it.

    The wall and ceiling above my windows are now black with soot :( I'm gonna have to repaint my walls!

    And I really hope the Malay family who lived there has insurance.

Thursday, 22 October 2009

Wednesday, 07 October 2009

  • I got hit

    I got hit. No, not hit on. I was HIT.

    I was walking along Orchard Road (with Daniel) one day, when I saw this slightly weird-looking man. He was wearing this ill-fitting blue-green polo tee tucked into khaki (khaki green?) pants that came up almost to his armpits. Since I was texting Jacob at the time, I just gave the guy a once-over quite amusedly and resumed typing on my phone.

    Suddenly, I heard a "PIAK" sound.

    I thought nothing of it, quite distracted by the task of messaging my boyfriend, since my brain is usually unable to process more than one thing at a time. Then it hit me (haha pun) that my shoulder was hurting, and I realized that the "PIAK" sound actually came from something having had sudden contact with  my shoulder! But I couldn't figure out wtf hit me (haha, pun again) till I suddenly remembered that weird looking man. HE HIT ME! It wasn't a bump on the shoulder from walking past me, it was a PUNCH or an elbow backwards AFTER he had past me, right square on my left shoulder blade. I froze in my tracks, spun around (probably with a bewildered/indignant look on my face) to see that guy lolloping away, backpack bouncing up and down.

    Daniel figured by the look on my face (he also said later that he'd heard the "PIAK") that the guy had done something to me and went after him going "EH. EH DUDE, WTF? Apologise now!!" The guy turned around, on his face a curious mixture of fear, confusion, guilt, dread and apprehension that seemed to say that he knows what he did, he knows it was wrong and he shouldn't have done it, but he did it and he didn't know WHY and it's too late now, and he's mentally berating himself preparing for a scolding.

    Then I realized he was probably mentally retarded. Or had Tourette's syndrome or some other syndrome that causes you to do things that people are not supposed to normally do. So I just shrugged and asked Daniel to forget it, though he did squeeze a "Sorry" out of the weird man before we walked off.

    But the whole experience was really weird. I have never gotten HIT by a stranger in the middle of Orchard before! In fact it's such a weird, unlikely and surreal experience that I'm beginning to wonder if he did actually hit me, especially since I wasn't paying attention at that time and didn't really know what was going on. Except Daniel did hear him hit me, and my shoulder did hurt for the rest of the night. What an odd experience!!


    Well on another note, Tomo from Toni & Guy had his show on Sunday. It went quite well I think! But the judges were really unforgiving when examining our hair though. They literally went through it with a fine-toothed comb. Hope Tomo scored well! Maybe he'll get promoted to Senior Stylist :)

    Willy the only guy model in the show.
    tomo5  

    Tomo is the dude in glasses in the middle.
    tomo4  

    Super strict! See them scrutinising our hair.
    tomo1

    tomo3

    TATA DINNER TIME

Wednesday, 23 September 2009

  • Currently
    (What's the Story) Morning Glory?
    By Oasis
    Champagne Supernova
    see related

    Stressed out :(


    I love Jojo

    I can't wait to fly over to Illinois to visit Jacob in December :) But booking air tickets is turning out to be a real hassle, not to mention that I am poor and can't afford most of what's left. I need to book real soon, before ALL the tickets are sold out. Sigh if only I wasn't such a n00b at this. I've tried at least 3 times, but I've either been waitlisted and subsequently cancelled or asked to fill out some stupid form that they never sent me.

    ZEN ME BAN???

    Waargh. And my CT idea journal is due in 12 hours. FA group meeting in 9 hours. Mid term exams in less than a week. And I have NO CLUE what is going on in Econs at all! Stressful leh. I'm getting really tired of school already and it's barely been a month! :( SMU is the boringest place ever. It is unbelievably mugger and boring and I wish I went overseas to study instead. Oh well.

Tuesday, 22 September 2009

  • Currently
    Whistle for the Choir
    By The Fratellis
    see related

    Some excitement in my otherwise boring life

    Clique went for picnic at Cluny! One of those rare times that everyone's there but nobody's drunk. So proud of us, and the fact that we'd managed to have some good wholesome healthy fun. With yummy food! Nicole actually brought a proper PICNIC BASKET (containing her homemade deviled eggs omg ). Dunno where she gets all these useless but cool things.



    Silas and Kenny... orgasm. Jackson reaching for his "gua dunno what fuck" (guacamole) flavoured chips that he thought would taste like pandan and kaya. So glamourous.



    More of Jackson's uncontrollable gluttony. That's why he's awesome




    Also, went for the Singapore Ferrari forum (Fchat) and Porsche drive around the new F1 Singapore circuit with Daniel in his sexy ride!! I was just happily snapping away with the camera the whole time.



    In all, there were 16 Porsches, Lamborghinis and Ferraris; a lot of them were yellow. (See below: yellow yellow yellow white.)



    The circuit was super bright cause of all the lights, though they're pretty much just redundant and wasting electricity right now since the race hasn't started yet, and street lamps have always sufficed for usual traffic. It was almost as bright as daybreak.
     


    Here's Daniel the weird boy. And the LIGHTS omg what a waste of electricity seriously.



    No more excitement for me for a long long time now :(

Thursday, 17 September 2009

  • Kindergarten

    Creative Thinking is the most redundant module in uni ever.

    Today, we did drawings in class. DRAWINGS. It's like primary school art lessons all over again, except the professor (teacher? I think professor sounds too knowledgeable a salutation for an art teacher) was playing Mozart and shit in the background. Heh but I had the best drawing ok! At the end everyone voted for their favourites and mine totally owned.



    Yes I own at art. Now I just need to drop out of Useless Uni and go back to primary school so I can own all the little kids and make them cry


Thursday, 27 August 2009

  • Auld Lang Syne

    I realized that I forgot to hand in my AS homework. That is like 4 marks off my final grade or something. Fuck.

    Perhaps now is not the time to reflect on friendships lost but I just got reminded of sexytime and it's just a pity. All of us changed so much and now we're so estranged that we don't even know what's happening to who anymore. Maybe it's my imagination but there seems to be some sort of slight guardedness/hostility even. And I can't decide whether to make the effort to re-friend everyone or if it's already a lost cause. It's like drifting apart in a relationship. I feel a bit sad.

    How?



Thursday, 20 August 2009

  • Shit

    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    hahahaha
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    mine also sia
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    like
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    touching the water already!
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    still havent drop
    Elena says:
    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHA
    Elena says:
    EW
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    LONG
    Elena says:
    HAHAHA.
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    i swear
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    it happened
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    DEN IT CHOKED THE TOILET
    Elena says:
    take photoHAHAHA
    Elena says:
    EW
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    wah liean
    Elena says:
    then how
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    damn bad
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    AHAH
    Elena says:
    flood?
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    plunger la
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    gross
    Elena says:
    HAHA
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    hahahahah
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    i happy sia
    Elena says:
    HAHA
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    like achievement
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    serious!
    Elena says:
    HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    TOUCH THE WATER LEH
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    NEVER DROP
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    can you imagine HOW LONG
    Elena says:
    how you know it touch the water
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    cos i STIRRED
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    got the swirl!
    Elena says:
    HAHAHAHAHAHA YOU STIRRED THE WATER WITH YOUR SHIT
    Elena says:
    HAHAHAHAHA
    Elena says:
    FUCK.
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    HAHAH
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    YESSSS
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    like
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    how come so heavy
    Elena says:
    HAHAHAHAHA
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    and longgg
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    den move
    Elena says:
    SHIT TMI
    Elena says:
    HAHAHAHAHAHA
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    den u hear the water splash
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    STIR
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    are u copying and pasting this some where
    doug hytღ - GIBSON GUITARS says:
    pls don

Monday, 10 August 2009

  • Jacob Yeo Ji Teng is going to study in the US for 3 years.

    By the time that Jacob comes back from the US, we would have spent most of our relationshp apart. I'm going to fucking miss him so fucking much. Thank goodness for technology like email and Skype and sms.

    JOJO I LOVE YOU

    I am very sad that I won't get to hug him for 4 months and bite him and smell his cute boyboy smell. But when school is out in December first thing I'm going to do is wear a lot of clothes until no more clothes left in my wardrobe, then hop on a plane and head into the harsh winter of Illinois to reunite with my boyfriend.

        

    Just came back from sending him off at Changi airport. I'm going to go to sleep now and try not to wake up until 3 years later.

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Chatboard (13)

  • eatyourheartou_t
    that was me nicole btw.
  • eatyourheartou_t
    hullo. i like your very scientific diagram detailing the closeness of the fire to your room :) hope the cheebye man's house got destroyed too! :)
  • ModishMolly
    STUPID GIRL. WHERE DID YOU DISAPPEAR TO TONIGHT. STEAM BOAT WAS YUMMMMMMMY BUT I GOT DAMN FULL REAL QUICKLY. YOU'RE THE REAL GLUTTON MAN
  • thekafuffle
    oops *janine and i bake
  • thekafuffle
    you should see the way janine and bake. hehehehe
  • ModishMolly
    MWACKS!
  • elliecopter
    @sittingwishing - I fell off my bike :( hahaha it was rather embarrassing. And I'm really trying to put on weight already! The amount of ice cream I've eaten this week can probably feed a herd of rhinos for a year.ANYWAYS how have you been?
  • sittingwishing
    oh my eff g. put on some weight my dear! that abrasion looks terrrible tho <3 hearts for you no idea how something can cause that o_0 u have my luv.
  • inotfat
    HELLO NOOBdont u all still have exams!anyways my tagboard IS up, no?
    • Posted 9/12/2008 2:15 AM
    • by inotfat
  • elliecopter
    HOW DO I GET A SPIFFY CHATTERBOX TOO?
  • inotfat
    HAHAHA NOOB U HAVE A XANGA OF T3H UBER KEWL TOO!
    • Posted 8/29/2008 11:12 AM
    • by inotfat
  • yoghurtandmuesli
    like so.
  • elliecopter
    How do chatboards work!

TALK TO ME!!!